He's following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you--

Shia LaBeouf is an actor, by the way.

_{[WHY COULDN'T HE BRING HIS iPHONE; HE COULDN'VE SHOWN YOU.]}

Next time you're somewhere with internet, you should listen to the song. Or the video. There's a video too.

There's also Christian Bale is at your party.