Yeah. She can be a bit of a handful sometimes but someone has to keep her on the straight line.

[He's not even going to correct her on the fact that they're cousins, not brother and sister, because at this point? Yeah, she's pretty much his twin.]

Yeah, it was originally a fanfiction and then the author changed the names and removed any traces of vampires and the like. Copyright reasons or some shit. It'd be the only way they could've published it without Meyer throwing a bigger shitfit than what she did.