[Yeah, about that. Sorry Marshall, Jaegers have crazy good noses, even those that aren't werewolves. And even worse for you, he has relatives that are vampires, so he instantly recognizes the smell. It smells like dried blood. But don't worry, he's probably the only one who would notice.]

[And even better, he doesn't even react to it. No funny looks, no eyeballing, just carrying on the conversation like nothing happened]

Ho! Thor iz a tall, blond boy who iz built like a Norze god! Or at least, he vill be in a year or two. [He grins, waggling his eyebrows]

[Which promptly turns into starry-eyes as Marshall mentions the Fight Club movie. Do you like hugs, Marshall? Cuz you're getting tackled to the floor] HY T'OUGHT NO VUN VOULD EFFER GET IT!! YAH IZ 'ZECTLY LIKE DOT! Alzo, iz my club, Hy ken break all de rulez Hy vants.