[He jumps when he hears Rose's voice, a small flush crossing his cheeks when he sees her (it had been a good part and he'd been engrossed in it, damnit!). What was up with everyone getting in his face about reading this book anyway? He raises an eyebrow at her before rolling his eyes.]

I'm surprised you haven't read it yet, Lalonde. I'm only reading it because some chump gave it to me on my birthday back in June and I hadn't gotten around to it on my summer reading list. [He shrugs.] Let's just say there's probably better porn on the internet.