[rubrubrubs right behind the ears, his fingers expertly digging into Bruce's skull, massaging away tension.] Awww, dot schtinks. But at least hyu gonna be safe, zo dot's goot. Hy vould vurry, if hyu vas out dere vitout it.

[Smiling gently at the other boy, he shifts so that he's not lying so much on top of Bruce, and instead urges his head into his lap] No vunder hyu iz zo tired, dough. Hyu iz definitely not schleepink vell at night!