[Yay, he did a good thing! For a moment, he might just have grinned like a doofus, but he catches himself quickly and whips that smile off his face, replacing it with a mask of unaffected aloofness]

If it meets your high standards, I simply MUST read it, then. [small, condescending eyeroll] Are there any other texts you INSIST that I must peruse instead of wasting my time on casual japes and tomfoolery?