Ho, Hy know a look ov longink vhen Hy zee vun. [He coos, sliding his arm around Bruce's shoulder with a melancholic sigh] Oh... to be younk und in luff.... [Never mind that Bruce is older than him] Soch a bittersveet haze ov dezire und yearnink, reachink out in hopes dot de vun ve luff iz reachink back...

Hy em zo envious. Soch passion Hy haff neffer truly known.