[Well, there's an easy solution to this!]

Den hyu come vurk at Mamma's vit me vhile hyu stay und keep earnink money! She vould probably put hyu on de mornink shifts since hyu neffer been at de bar at night, zo de tips vould not be zo great, but dey are schtill verra goot! Und Hy do hostink durink breakfast!