Ya, dere iz nottink like a leedle existential despair to lifen op a fillage, iz dere? [He grins brightly, settling into his seat a bit more properly] Iz only rung on special occasions, dough, und de masters Bill und Barry aren't terribly fond ov it. It haz only been rung tvice in my lifetime - vhen Mizz Agatha vas born, und at de start ov de new millennium. Mamma sez dot hearink it az a babby iz best dough, gets hyu conditioned to it early.

Vhat is dere in London? Oh! Dere's dot giant ferris vheel, right? Dot vun dot vas on Doctor Who! Hey, Hy need my picture teken vit a police box!