"No, Arthur. You're wrong. They need a reason. That they ain't thought of a good one is unfair to you. I'm just saying. But so long as they got better things to do, I ain't got a problem with 'em."

He looked to the right, as if he was really far more interested in the booth next to them than what he'd just told Arthur...which of course was bullshit.

At least until he caught sight of something he liked.

"Ohman! Arts, look! Peanut M&Ms! Dude, these are totally the best!"

Sssh, the language of candy is universal. And Alfred was easily pleased. Also he's an idiot who likes chocolate coated nuts.