...If I hated you I wouldn't pick the bunk over yours. That's a stupid question.

[Alfred's just going to throw his stuff onto the top bunk now, and jump up there.]

Stop pointing your wand around, idiot. You tryin' to get in trouble? We just got here. Don't you have things to do?

[By the way Arthur, this is why he had to do the dare. He's a shitty liar and rambles when he's nervous. Amelia would know. Kind of like you probably know something's up now. Oops.]