Nothing's wrong with me, I just like doing my dares, because I don't feel like having your cousin take the piss out of me later, and never mind where she's keeping her brains, she's a big mouth! [HYPOCRITE-MODE.] And don't ya even think about hangin' me from a tree, I can still hex you from upside-down--AUGH.

[Alfred finds himself a wall and just headbangs it one good time.]

This isn't how I wanted to spend the summer with you!

...Spend it. I mean. Not that I came here to spend the summer with you, that'd be dumb! We hate each other, don't we?