And you somehow think it's appropriate to go around touching people's eyebrows? What's wrong with you?

[Turning to his bag, he yanks a few things out of it irritably]

My cousin is a moron whose brain is in her tits. You'd be better not listening to a damn thing she says, especially when she tells you to do something that you know damn well will piss me off. I am not above turning you upside down and hanging you in a tree, even if I do get into trouble for it.

[Screw what he said before. He doesn't care right now]