You do enjoy avoiding the question, don't you? [amused] You might try being a little more subtle about it, though. Really, considering some of the other professors here, it's hard to be terribly impressed with your harsher methods - no one's been hung up by their thumbs yet, have they? You really have nothing on old Aethelwald, back when I was in school.

So. Let's get back to the point of this - motivation, Matteris. Explain it.