If you didn't give a thit, you wouldn't be freaking about thith. [Gently, he reaches over to muss up Karkat's hair.]

I'll thtart with what I know. The thexuality thing. With that, you can't think about it too much. It doethn't matter. You can be thtraight and thtill want to bang a guy if the right thtarth align and all that.

That thort of thing changeth, alright? What do you like about thith random douthe I don't know who might thteal our prethiouth nephew away?