[Karkat gives a small sigh and starts counting off on his fingers.]

Well I guess the first thing that happened would be this elitist asshole trying to tell everyone we were fools and shit for not following the Dark Lord. Jackass and a prefect started playing tug of war with my journal because I gave him shit.

[He taps finger number two.] My girlfriend broke up with me because I punched Strider in the face for making fun of Tavros during this fucking rap battle thing. [Tap on finger number three.] My parents showed up as zombie ghosts on parent's day.

[Tap on finger number four.] Some bitch tried to talk shit about everyone else's parents and I got into trouble for ripping her out. [Tap to finger number five.] I got a censoring hex placed on me because I swore too fucking much when I announced at a Quidditch match.

[Six.] I got shit from one of my friends for calling a girl he liked my girlfriend. We ended up going out anyway but broke up a month later or so because it wasn't the right time for either of us.

[Seven.] I tell the truth about something and get shit from one of my friends for lying to him to protect him. And it's so fucking hypocritical because he lied to me too. [Eight.] I get my hair turned red by a Ravenclaw asshole.

[Nine.] Strider and my ex girlfriend are now dating. [Ten.] The dragon egg I was supposed to raise with a partner didn't fucking hatch. [Eleven.] I'm so fucking confused about my sexuality that I don't know if I fucking like this guy or not.