Bro opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Well he hadn't been expecting that reaction at all. What the fuck? Was this shit not working or something? It was makeup, how could it not work? Seriously. Girls used this shit all the time, didn't they? Of course it had to work. Ugh.

"What are you talking about?" he asked. His tone was actually slightly genuine, because he still hadn't actually seen his face and he was still under the impression that makeup. was. magical.