"Daaave, everyone knows that basketball's the one where you throw it in the hoop. But you have to bounce it the whole time or it's cheating." He tilted his head up slightly to try to look at his older cousin, but he really wasn't in the position for that. "I think the horse would trip. That wouldn't be good, because their legs break easy and then people just shoot them. It's sad."

Dirk fell silent for a long moment before responding. "I don't want to take a flying class."