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sortinghat_logs2012-05-27 09:22 am
selfhatred) wrote in sortinghat_logs2012-05-27 09:22 am
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Match 6 - Ravenclaw vs Gryffindor
WHO: Ravenclaw and Gryffindor Quidditch teams
TONE: athletic, competitive
RATING: PG-13 for Karkat's language
WHEN: Sunday, May 27th
WHERE: Quidditch pitch
WHAT: Ravenclaw vs Gryffindor in the final match of the year
STATUS: complete
How the fuck are you all still here? Did you fucking camp here for two months or something?
Well either way welcome back, you sorry sack of shits. Karkat Vantas here to deliver you the last match of the season. It's Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw. Let's get this done so we can go the fuck home already. I have better things to do.
The Quaffle goes up and Kirkland gets her hands on it. I don't think this is going to be a clean match, but what the fuck should I know? I'm just the announcer.
Ravenclaw's chasers are hot on her tail. Looks like they're going to...yep, they attempted a fucking Parkin's Pincer but Specter's not having any of that shit. Kirkland gets out of the way just as he hits a bludger to one of the nerd chasers and she scores! 10-0 Gryffindor.
Nerd boy's partner snatches the Quaffle and he's off to the other end of the field, one of Ravenclaw's beaters following. Meanwhile the Seekers are flying around the pitch looking a little lost. Maybe Strider's looking for his dick instead of finding the Snitch...oh up yours too, asshole.
Ravenclaw scores, evening the odds and one of Gryffindor's chasers is in fast for the ball. What? How the fuck do you expect me to know everyone's names? It's not like there's a fucking list I can look at.
Holy shit did Kirkland just crash into one of the Ravenclaw beaters? That bitch is crazy, but it gives her teammate the chance to make the score 20-10 in favour of Gryffindor. Unfortunately Kirkland's little act there earns her a penalty. Nice going.
Looks like they're getting down and dirty out there. I think Specter's lost his marbles. Not that he had many to loose anyway. He's doing all but avoiding getting hit because of that dragon egg strapped to his chest. Who the hell let babies onto the field?
And Strider sees the Snitch! He's off with Jones hot on his tail as Ravenclaw scores another goal, 20-20 all. Jones puts her head down and her ass up and gets in front of Strider, but that doesn't last for long. They're neck and neck, but a stray Bludger knocks Strider clear from his broom.
Jones catches the Snitch! The match ends, 170-20. Looks like nerds aren't all about books.
TONE: athletic, competitive
RATING: PG-13 for Karkat's language
WHEN: Sunday, May 27th
WHERE: Quidditch pitch
WHAT: Ravenclaw vs Gryffindor in the final match of the year
STATUS: complete
How the fuck are you all still here? Did you fucking camp here for two months or something?
Well either way welcome back, you sorry sack of shits. Karkat Vantas here to deliver you the last match of the season. It's Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw. Let's get this done so we can go the fuck home already. I have better things to do.
The Quaffle goes up and Kirkland gets her hands on it. I don't think this is going to be a clean match, but what the fuck should I know? I'm just the announcer.
Ravenclaw's chasers are hot on her tail. Looks like they're going to...yep, they attempted a fucking Parkin's Pincer but Specter's not having any of that shit. Kirkland gets out of the way just as he hits a bludger to one of the nerd chasers and she scores! 10-0 Gryffindor.
Nerd boy's partner snatches the Quaffle and he's off to the other end of the field, one of Ravenclaw's beaters following. Meanwhile the Seekers are flying around the pitch looking a little lost. Maybe Strider's looking for his dick instead of finding the Snitch...oh up yours too, asshole.
Ravenclaw scores, evening the odds and one of Gryffindor's chasers is in fast for the ball. What? How the fuck do you expect me to know everyone's names? It's not like there's a fucking list I can look at.
Holy shit did Kirkland just crash into one of the Ravenclaw beaters? That bitch is crazy, but it gives her teammate the chance to make the score 20-10 in favour of Gryffindor. Unfortunately Kirkland's little act there earns her a penalty. Nice going.
Looks like they're getting down and dirty out there. I think Specter's lost his marbles. Not that he had many to loose anyway. He's doing all but avoiding getting hit because of that dragon egg strapped to his chest. Who the hell let babies onto the field?
And Strider sees the Snitch! He's off with Jones hot on his tail as Ravenclaw scores another goal, 20-20 all. Jones puts her head down and her ass up and gets in front of Strider, but that doesn't last for long. They're neck and neck, but a stray Bludger knocks Strider clear from his broom.
Jones catches the Snitch! The match ends, 170-20. Looks like nerds aren't all about books.
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