[It's okay. You really shouldn't worry with a woman like Rose's mom. She's...She's a something.] I'm sure that we can find you a suitable hotel if you wish to visit Paris. We live in the countryside, which would be much too far to travel to and from everyday.

I have a crippling sweet tooth I will never truly control.

I'm sure he wouldn't. He acts like a big shot, but we both know that his center is probably made of bunnies. Bro Jackrabbit Strider. [There's a bunny fucking joke somewhere in there.]